I'm Tired of Dumb-ass Questions!

For those of you who follow my blogs will find this particular one out of the ordinary. If my expressions appear to be rude, harsh, cruel, unsympathetic or down-right insulting; I do apologize. But sometimes you have to say enough is enough! Sometimes you have to kick the door down; fart in your cubicle and dare to person sitting next to you say something; let the old lady carry in her own damn grocery bags and tell the Jehovah Witness to get the hell off your porch! You see once you’re close to getting to the point of no return, you have to release some way or the other. And sense I can’t cut loose on a potential customer; I’ll do it via this blog.

By trade I do automotive detailing for a living. I’m the sole proprietor of Aaron’s Mobile Detailing servicing the South Bay (cities within Los Angeles County). I’ve come to the realization over the years that as long as I’m in business; I’ll never be able to avoid people calling with dumb-ass questions. I’m talking about questions that you would think the dumbest of the dumb wouldn’t ask. I’m talking about questions you wouldn’t even give a kid a pass on.

So now you are thinking; Aaron stop bitching about it and get to the dumb-ass questions. If that is what you are thinking that’s fucked up on your end. Keep in mind I get a lot of people calling me with these dumb-ass questions. And all who ask these questions should jump into the vehicles and drive off the nearest cliff to end their existence.

Question number 1: “Are you mobile?” You freakin’ idiot! Did you not just call Aaron’s MOBILE Detailing? You’re so dumb I don’t even want to detail your vehicle. Dumb-ass!

Question number 2: “Does mobile mean you come to me?” Dipshit…………think about it for a sec; will ya? Dumb-ass!

Question number 3: “Do you do detailing?” What the fuck is wrong with you? It’s like me calling Pizza Hut asking if they make pizzas! Dumb-ass!

Question number 4: “Can I get a car wash?” Where on my website or even on one of the profiles I have listed out there does it say I car wash! Based upon the information I’ve provided and the customer reviews; how do you come up with thinking I’ll drive across town just to wash your vehicle for about $15 or so? Dumb-ass!

I’m going to stop right here because just by me creating this blog is giving me back-flashes and is now pissing me off! So you know what I go through routinely. I just had to release a bit before I let loose on a potential customer.

Anyway; for those of you in the area that may want automotive detailing for your vehicle I’m your guy. I offer complete interior-exterior automotive detailing for home or office visits. Detailing can include clay, polish, wax, shampoo, leather conditioning, engine cleaning and headlight cleaning. Plus loads of extras! Please visit my website www.aaronsmobiledetailing.net for more information. You can also link over to Yelp where you can read my multiple five star reviews from customers.

Now you might be thinking; he’s going to throw in a pitch after all that. If you are; that’s cool on your end.

Cheers
Aaron Davis
(323) 973-8254

Find Me At: www.empowernetwork.com/aarondavis2012

Auto Detailing Tip: Wax it Before It Rains

Professional Auto Detailing Tips

Having you vehicle waxed prior or during the rainy season is actually a very good idea if you give it some serious thought.

Most people feel the warm (summer time) season is the best time to have their vehicle waxed but they fail to realize that waxing prior to the winter season is just as important.

Here's why I say so:
During the rainy season think of all the dirt, oil and grime constantly being splashed on your vehicle. If your vehicle isn't protected by a good coat of wax or sealant, that filthy water will embed itself in the pores of your paint if left to dry. Over time along with other environmental contaminants, this will lead to premature aging of your paint and decrease the value of your vehicle if not corrected.

Why put yourself through that? Schedule auto detailing for both the summer and winter seasons.
A good layer of wax or sealant will shield the polluted water from embedding itself into your paint by bedding it and having it to roll right off. Think of it as your raincoat in a storm. This will also aid in the premature aging of your paint.

Contact Me To Handle Your Auto Detailing Needs

Aaron Davis
323-973-8254
www.aaronsmobiledetailing.net
auto detailing

Stop Calling Me for Small Jobs! / Auto Detailing

Some Calls Shouldn't Be Made for Auto Detailing

I'm really sick and tired of people calling me thinking I'm going to come out for small jobs! My online profile reads; "I specialize in complete interior-exterior auto detailing for home or office visits. Services can include clay, polish, wax, shampoo, leather conditioning, engine cleaning, headlight cleaning and much more." With the multiple 5 star reviews of people testifying of the all great work and long hours I put in; it should be very evident that I'm the guy that does the serious work. One would think at least.

But no! I get some of the silliest calls you could imagine. Below are an examples:

a. I spilled pee on my passenger seat and I'd like to know will you come out just for that?
b. I spilled a cup of coffee in my car. Will you come out & clean it up for me?
c. Someone threw up in my car. Will you come out & shampoo that one area?
f. Someone busted my window in. Will you come to vacuum up the glass?
g. I need a car wash. Will you come out for that?

Pause Before Making a Call for Auto Detailing

Seriously people; take time to think before you make that call. Not only are you wasting your time with your silly questions, you are wasting mine! Don't get me wrong, I do appreciate every call but some questions shouldn't be asked. Ask yourself; would it really make sense for someone to come clear across town to handle any of those small request.

Quick Suggestion for Those Confused about Auto Detailing

There are stationary car wash operations/detailing shops will handle some of the smaller jobs mentioned above. All is not lost.

Aaron Davis
Aaron's Mobile Detailing
323-973-8254

auto detailing

Aaron's Mobile Detailing

Hello my name is Aaron Davis and I’m the sole proprietor of Aaron’s Mobile Detailing. I specialize in complete interior-exterior automotive business for home or office visits. Services can include clay, polish, wax, sealant, shampoo, leather cleaning & conditioning, engine cleaning, headlight cleaning rim polishing and so much more. I love my job and take pride in my work and I’m not happy unless you are. I primarily offer mobile automotive detailing service for Manhattan Beach CA, Redondo Beach, Hermosa Beach, Rancho Palos Verdes, Rolling Hills, Torrance and El Segundo.

So if you are in the area and you’re looking to have your vehicle detailed, please don’t hesitate to look me up to handle all of your detailing needs. I have very fair pricing based upon the quality work I do and have multiple five star reviews on Yelp and similar sites. I hope to hear from you!

That's me doing a ta-dah stand next to a corvette I just detailed.

Aaron Davis
(323) 973-8254
www.aaronsmobiledetailing.net

Find Me At: www.empowernetwork.com/aarondavis2012

I Do Detailing Out Of My 350z

My Work Vehicle

This is it. This is what I detail out of; my little red Nissan 350z. And have been for approximately five years.
Most people when they think of detailing visualize some sort of truck or even cargo van. That's what they expect to see when I pull up to their home. Not so with Aaron's Mobile Detailing. I show up in a sports car. It's unique to say the least.

Showing up in a sports car is a good icebreaker because it makes for good conversation from the start. When they make reference to it I always say to them "I know this should be my weekend car and not my work vehicle." Saying that always gets a laugh or smile out of them which then makes for a more relaxed, comfortable tone. From there I inspect the vehicle and go over exactly what I'm going to do.

There's not much more I can put inside my car so in the near future I'm think of selling it, taking whatever I have saved and buy a Ford F150. With a Ford F150 I'll have enough room for all my tools and products in the bed while having comfort and luxury in the cabin for personal use. They are super sexy in the cabin area. It's a win-win situation. I love detailing!

Aaron Davis
(323) 973-8254
www.aaronsmobiledetailing.net

Find Me At: www.empowernetwork.com/aarondavis2012