I'm Tired of Dumb-ass Questions!

For those of you who follow my blogs will find this particular one out of the ordinary. If my expressions appear to be rude, harsh, cruel, unsympathetic or down-right insulting; I do apologize. But sometimes you have to say enough is enough! Sometimes you have to kick the door down; fart in your cubicle and dare to person sitting next to you say something; let the old lady carry in her own damn grocery bags and tell the Jehovah Witness to get the hell off your porch! You see once you’re close to getting to the point of no return, you have to release some way or the other. And sense I can’t cut loose on a potential customer; I’ll do it via this blog.

By trade I do automotive detailing for a living. I’m the sole proprietor of Aaron’s Mobile Detailing servicing the South Bay (cities within Los Angeles County). I’ve come to the realization over the years that as long as I’m in business; I’ll never be able to avoid people calling with dumb-ass questions. I’m talking about questions that you would think the dumbest of the dumb wouldn’t ask. I’m talking about questions you wouldn’t even give a kid a pass on.

So now you are thinking; Aaron stop bitching about it and get to the dumb-ass questions. If that is what you are thinking that’s fucked up on your end. Keep in mind I get a lot of people calling me with these dumb-ass questions. And all who ask these questions should jump into the vehicles and drive off the nearest cliff to end their existence.

Question number 1: “Are you mobile?” You freakin’ idiot! Did you not just call Aaron’s MOBILE Detailing? You’re so dumb I don’t even want to detail your vehicle. Dumb-ass!

Question number 2: “Does mobile mean you come to me?” Dipshit…………think about it for a sec; will ya? Dumb-ass!

Question number 3: “Do you do detailing?” What the fuck is wrong with you? It’s like me calling Pizza Hut asking if they make pizzas! Dumb-ass!

Question number 4: “Can I get a car wash?” Where on my website or even on one of the profiles I have listed out there does it say I car wash! Based upon the information I’ve provided and the customer reviews; how do you come up with thinking I’ll drive across town just to wash your vehicle for about $15 or so? Dumb-ass!

I’m going to stop right here because just by me creating this blog is giving me back-flashes and is now pissing me off! So you know what I go through routinely. I just had to release a bit before I let loose on a potential customer.

Anyway; for those of you in the area that may want automotive detailing for your vehicle I’m your guy. I offer complete interior-exterior automotive detailing for home or office visits. Detailing can include clay, polish, wax, shampoo, leather conditioning, engine cleaning and headlight cleaning. Plus loads of extras! Please visit my website www.aaronsmobiledetailing.net for more information. You can also link over to Yelp where you can read my multiple five star reviews from customers.

Now you might be thinking; he’s going to throw in a pitch after all that. If you are; that’s cool on your end.

Cheers
Aaron Davis
(323) 973-8254

Find Me At: www.empowernetwork.com/aarondavis2012